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What a rollercoaster of a week in the Demo Basketball League! Starting off with an absolute snooze-fest on September 7, both the Gold Team and Red Team managed to rack up a whopping "zero" in what all too affectionately has been dubbed the 'No-Points Showdown.' Bet everyone left that game wondering if they were in a basketball match or a mime contest!
Monday was a little more exciting for the Orange Team as they battled the Blue Team, edging them out with a score of 107 to 96. Jillian Mayer lit it up with 20 points for Orange, while Chloe Strosin couldn't carry her Blue Team mates, scoring 21 but not enough to avoid defeat. Heads up, Blue Team: a reminder from your teammates: points on the board always beat pretty assists!
Things heated up on September 8, as the Red Team narrowly escaped with a nail-biting win against the Orange Team, coming out on top 99-98. Karli Moen was on fire with 17 points, and the Red Team’s defense stepped up, registering multiple steals. Looks like they learned from their prior match-up when Orange had their number. If only they played with that intensity during their earlier loss!
Meanwhile, the Pink Team showed the Blue Team what scoring windmills look like, bringing home a vibrant victory at 101 to 94. The Pink Team was led by Roselyn Lemke DM, who played like she was auditioning for a reality show, showing off her skills and dazzling the crowd. Clearly, the Blue Team needs their wings adjusted — someone check their air pressure!
In a bizarre twist, the Black Team met the Blue Team again later that week, and were greeted with a warm “Not again!” After another loss to Blue, this time 102-84, the Black Team's struggles continue. It’s been a tough season, so where’s the pep talk? Come on, team — let’s turn those frowns upside down!
The Green Team also flexed their muscles by defeating the Black Team 87 to 77, causing serious scoreboard crushing from this dominant force. Zander Mann and crew showed what happens when practice becomes powerful; the Black folks just couldn’t keep up. Fans were left wondering who left the emergency exit open for Black — probably because they’ve been escaping their past games.
The Red Team bounced back, putting on a show against the Teal Team with a 87-82 victory that displayed teamwork and serious dedication. With Amari Kunde leading the charge, the Red Team proved they’ve got what it takes to hang with the big boys. Meanwhile, Teal looked for answers in the locker room after that one.
How about that face-off between Orange and Green on September 12? Orange tasted defeat once again, 100 to 87. Green came ready to play with serious scoring from Viola Cremin and Harold Ankunding. This duo practically painted the court as they torched the Orange defense. What are you doing, Orange? Somebody grab a bucket — not to soak them, but to learn how to stop those Golden boys!
The week wrapped with an intense showdown where Red Team snuck past Pink Team with a 79-71 finish. After putting in all that effort to get back on that scoreboard, it’s gotta feel good when all that hustle ends with a win. Rosa Wunsch and her crew put on an impressive performance — take that, Pink Team!
With each game, the excitement continues to grow, but at this point, the scoreboard still tells the tale. There’s a lot of fight left in this season, so laces up, everyone: may the best (and loudest) team win!
Results
| Date | Away | Home | Final |
|---|---|---|---|
| Mon Sep 7 | Gold Team | Red Team | 0 – 0 |
| Mon Sep 7 | Blue Team | Orange Team | 96 – 107 |
| Tue Sep 8 | Orange Team | Red Team | 98 – 99 |
| Tue Sep 8 | Blue Team | Pink Team | 94 – 101 |
| Tue Sep 8 | Black Team | Blue Team | 84 – 102 |
| Wed Sep 9 | Green Team | Black Team | 87 – 77 |
| Wed Sep 9 | Blue Team | Black Team | 77 – 71 |
| Fri Sep 11 | Red Team | Gray Team | 0 – 0 |
| Fri Sep 11 | Red Team | Teal Team | 87 – 82 |
| Sat Sep 12 | Orange Team | Green Team | 87 – 100 |
| Sat Sep 12 | Teal Team | Orange Team | 12 – 8 |
| Sat Sep 12 | Gray Team | Purple Team | 0 – 0 |
| Sat Sep 12 | Red Team | Blue Team | 89 – 95 |
| Sun Sep 13 | Red Team | Orange Team | 2 – 6 |
| Sun Sep 13 | Gold Team | Gray Team | 30 – 29 |
| Sun Sep 13 | Red Team | Pink Team | 79 – 71 |
Leaders of the Week
Points
| Player | Pts | Opponent |
|---|---|---|
| Haley Pauceka Teal Team |
22 | Red Team |
| Chloe Strosin Blue Team |
21 | Orange Team |
| Jillian Mayer Orange Team |
20 | Blue Team |
| Felicity Rice Blue Team |
20 | Pink Team |
| Jimmy Hartmann Red Team |
19 | Blue Team |
Rebounds
| Player | Reb | Opponent |
|---|---|---|
| Felicity Rice Blue Team |
14 | Red Team |
| Randy Lesch Blue Team |
14 | Black Team |
| Harold Ankunding Green Team |
14 | Orange Team |
| Della Dare Orange Team |
14 | Green Team |
| Korbin Treutel Orange Team |
14 | Green Team |
Assists
| Player | Ast | Opponent |
|---|---|---|
| Jimmy Hartmann Red Team |
9 | Orange Team |
| Madge Rogahn Orange Team |
9 | Red Team |
| Randy Lesch Blue Team |
9 | Red Team |
| Jimmy Hartmann Red Team |
9 | Blue Team |
| Gilda Sporer Black Team |
9 | Blue Team |
Steals
| Player | Stl | Opponent |
|---|---|---|
| Josephine Will Red Team |
6 | Orange Team |
| Chloe Strosin Blue Team |
6 | Red Team |
| Randy Lesch Blue Team |
6 | Red Team |
| Ramiro Kreiger Blue Team |
6 | Red Team |
| Amari Kunde Red Team |
6 | Blue Team |
Blocks
| Player | Blk | Opponent |
|---|---|---|
| Elmo Botsford Orange Team |
6 | Red Team |
| Lilyan Schulist Blue Team |
6 | Red Team |
| Susanna Lowe Black Team |
6 | Blue Team |
| Luz Schroeder Black Team |
6 | Blue Team |
| Graham Runolfsdottir Black Team |
6 | Blue Team |
3-Pt FG Made
| Player | 3PM | Opponent |
|---|---|---|
| Josephine Will Red Team |
3 | Orange Team |
| Madge Rogahn Orange Team |
3 | Red Team |
| Emely Hauck Orange Team |
3 | Red Team |
| Randy Lesch Blue Team |
3 | Red Team |
| Lilyan Schulist Blue Team |
3 | Red Team |
Free Throws Made
| Player | FTM | Opponent |
|---|---|---|
| Karli Moen Red Team |
5 | Orange Team |
| Reese Barrows Red Team |
5 | Orange Team |
| Lilyan Schulist Blue Team |
5 | Red Team |
| Diamond Bogisich Blue Team |
5 | Red Team |
| Felicity Rice Blue Team |
5 | Black Team |
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