In latest news, the HOBA Board of Directors voted earlier in the evening of whether the phenomenal point guard and MIP-Caliber Zorculus should be suspended on an account of suspicious 'macro' triggering until UFAIL2, the disfigured creator of Hoops, patches the issue in his next update.
Jayce, the general manager of the San Antonio Spurs, was the first to speculate and to rule immediately of Zorculus handling with 'macro' usages after his team lost to the Denver Nuggets in a scrimmage earlier this week.
Although Jayce erupted the 'macro' controversy into the eyes in HOBA...Ketsuryu, HOBA Board member, took the advantage of the dispute as he improperly brought up the lack of evidence that confirms Zorculus 'macro' triggers to the concerns of the HOBA Board. Jayce and Ketsuryu presented their evidence to the HOBA Board...in which they targeted on Zorculus' three-point percentage based on the Pistons home game, where the Nuggets firmly defended the court before Walter, the 'carrier' of the Pistons, left the court before the second half commenced, alongside with fortial.
With that said, after the second half rolled in...the remaining Detroit players, LightSkinLgnd and BlueKnightGT, continued to play the game even though their 'carrier' left due to insomnia. When the Detroit players started to realize they could not win against us...LightSkinLgnd, former Detroit Pistons player, suggested an idea to stat pad the game. I, Timberstock, agreed with the suggestion that both of our teams would not defend each other while stat padding their points and other parts of their player's table. The Nuggets and Pistons helped Zorculus drop 134 points, since we wanted him to beat the record for most points in a game, by passing the ball to him and not guarding on him. In exchange, we helped out LightSkinLgnd drop 101 points by missing our shots so he can snatch the rebound.
Ketsuryu, the person who over-exaggerated the redundant kerfuffle, with no regards tried to suspend Zorculus to a whole season, but fortunately the board had common sense and suspended Zorculus until UFAIL2 fixes the 'macro' issue.
