By Giorgio A. Tsoukalos
Khafre, Egypt - As Season 11 of Ancient Aliens finished filming, I was exhausted. It's truly exhilarating to continually uncover proof of the origins of man and inter-dimensional beings, but after more than a decade of producing the award-winning program for The History Channel TM, I needed to catch my breath. A lot of people may be unfamiliar with my career prior to becoming an inter-galactic expert on the Annunaki, Stargates, Russian remote viewing (https://www.bing.com/videos/search?q=russian+remote+viewing&view=detail&mid=197967FB8BBBABE3F268197967FB8BBBABE3F268&FORM=VIRE) and the truth of Indiana Jones' Crystal Skulls.
Much lesser known is my time spent as a player/coach in the Greek A1 League, which was recently rated as a top 10 league in the world by basketball guru Fran "Frisky" Fraschilla (https://www.espn.com/nba/story/_/id/18470135/fran-fraschilla-rankings-world-top-12-basketball-leagues-nba).
During the 1988 season, while playing for Εσακε ανγελλοΣ, I averaged 11 and 6 (turnovers and fouls) per game. It was a rough season, and while we didn't win every game, it was during the first round of the playoffs that I became a real winner. I discovered an ancient relic in the parking lot outside our practice facility which changed my destiny forever. That relic contained a unique symbol that led me to realize that we are not alone on this planet, and that everything I'd been taught about humanity and the aliens was just a cover-up by the overlords who want to control us. As I retired after that season, I knew my life would never be the same. I also knew that I would follow the whispers of the cosmos until my dying day.
But I coudn't abandon the glorious game of basketball. It led me to my future and it gave me unbridled bliss. No other sport so uniquely and powerfully harnesses the harmony of the interstellar glory. It's symbolism of a round earth-colored orb (some flat-Earthers get annoyed by this truth) passing through a cylindrical portal of mesh webbing is so clearly proof of the Ancient Aliens embedded coding; I laugh at those who can't see it. Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha...that's me laughing.
Ha-ha-ha-ha...sorry I'm laughing some more. Anyway, as I needed a break from our world-famous television show, and the incessant demands for my appearance and autograph at Flea Markets and Best Buy stores all over the Midwest, I turned to kill two birds with one stone - I visited the Great Neck Baptist Arena, site of incredible basketball, and as it so happened in Week 7, evidence of an Interstellar Wormhole used by basketball-loving aliens to enjoy a game or ten here on Earth.
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Team Humphries @ Team Bell
From the very start of Game 1, I sensed evidence of the extra-terrestrial. No other proof is needed than the remarkable ball movement demonstrated by Team Humphries. In previous weeks, Team Humphries averaged a meager 10 assists per game, as they typically make one or two passes around the perimeter, followed by an extended dribbling session before a 30-foot three pointer attempt. Somehow (I know how, it's the aliens. I'm not sure if it's the Grays or the Reptilians), in Week 7, Team Humphries had 22 assists.
Not only that, but Sammell (or is it Samyaza...chief of the Watchers?) Humphries posted the season's first triple double with 17 points, 11 rebounds, and 10 assists. His otherworldly performance reminded me of the work of someone either under the influence of MK Ultra, or maybe a skinwalker...I enjoyed the show. Beyond that, Team Bell played well and competed hard. In fact, they were playing with an invisible 5th player throughout the first half and were only down by a few points.
Oddly, Team Bell benched their invisible player and added the mortal Jordan Brown to the squad. I'm sure it was coincidental, but with Brown in the game, Team Bell was outscored by 18 points in the second half. Matthew Maza came to work, collecting 16 rebounds and Justin "Jupiter" Sivells projected like a white-hot dwarf star, drilling 7 threes en route to a week high 33 points. All around, Team Humphries clearly was connected on a different frequency and Team Bell remained earthbound, falling 76-52.
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Team Baker @ Team Brown
Coming off a one-point squeaker and a 12-point loss the past two weeks, Team Baker was looking to improve their level of play. I noticed a shimmering glow from the duffel bag resting under their bench. It looked to me like the infamous Betz Mystery Sphere (https://www.ancient-code.com/decades-after-its-discovery-the-betz-sphere-remains-a-scientific-mystery/), which is known to give electrical power and musical rhythm to anyone who holds it. Clearly, Team Baker collectively caressed the orb during an early timeout huddle, for they played with beautiful harmony thereafter. The effect of the Betz Sphere was most noticeable in their defensive play, as they snagged 12 steals and rattled the almost impervious Earl McLaurin, who is at the top of the leaderboard for League MVP.
While Team Baker seemed to be floating in an outer-earth orbit, Team Brown continued to wear heavy gravitational boots. This metaphor is breaking down but I'm not going to stop. Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha...I'm still laughing.
The final score of 45-37 belies the beauty of the game, and it's possible that Team Brown would have blasted to higher heights if they'd had more than three of their roster available. The absence of Miller and Oliver was noticeable, and the return of Burton wasn't enough. As Team Baker floated out of the Arena, I was reminded of my time studying Hollow Earth evidence in the Antartic.
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Team Posley @ Team Templeman
I'm glad this game was last, because it proved certifiably and incontravertibly that Team Posley has tapped into some serious alien powers. Continuing his time-travel like play from Week 6, Old Man Holser, who last won a dunk contest twenty years ago, knocked down 5 more three-pointers. Joining the fun in the second half was Damien Butler, who finished with 6 deep balls. Though Team Templeman was hanging tough through the first 15 minutes of the game, something happened with about 4:30 to go in the first half that changed everything.
I saw a mist emanating from the open doorway at the north end of the Arena. Most people think it was just the humidity of the old hotbox gym, but I know different. No doubt about it, Team Posley was accessing the Prometheus Nebula, known for giving people extreme focus. It showed immediately, as Team Posley erupted to go on a 50-14 run the rest of the game. Team Posley may be peaking early, as they have used their alien powers to win back-to-back games by 40 & 34 points, while posting a total of 58 assists in those two games!
Team Templeman, meanwhile, did not get its usual key play from Stephen Green, who finished with only two points. Lipford continued to prove that he's not of this world by dropping four three-pointers, the collective effort of "Yo! Adrian's" Team was not close to enough to handle the Prometheus Nebula used by Team Posley.
All in all, I saw more than enough proof that the events unfolding at the Great Neck Baptist Arena merit further investigation. Don't worry, Season 12 of Ancient Aliens will include uncovering what's really going on at the WLC BBALL League!