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Teams are ranked by the following methods in order, with the next method used only for tiebreakers for teams still tied from preceding methods.
| Rank | Team | GP | W | L | T | Pct | Pts-F | Pts-A | +/- | Avg Pts-F | Avg Pts-A | Avg +/- | W/L Streak | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 |  New York Yankees | Games Played | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 | 1.000 | 24 | 18 | 6 | 4.8 | 3.6 | 1.2 | W-5 |
| 2 |  Milwaukee Brewers | Games Played | 5 | 3 | 2 | 0 | 0.600 | 23 | 14 | 9 | 4.6 | 2.8 | 1.8 | L-1 |
| 3 |  New York Mets | Games Played | 5 | 3 | 2 | 0 | 0.600 | 15 | 9 | 6 | 3.0 | 1.8 | 1.2 | W-3 |
| 4 |  Chicago Cubs | Games Played | 5 | 2 | 3 | 0 | 0.400 | 14 | 18 | -4 | 2.8 | 3.6 | -0.8 | L-1 |
| 5 |  Los Angeles Angels | Games Played | 5 | 2 | 3 | 0 | 0.400 | 13 | 19 | -6 | 2.6 | 3.8 | -1.2 | L-2 |
| 6 | Dodgers | Games Played | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0.000 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0.0 | 0.0 | 0.0 | N/A |
| 6 | Astros | Games Played | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0.000 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0.0 | 0.0 | 0.0 | N/A |
| 7 |  Seattle Mariners | Games Played | 5 | 0 | 5 | 0 | 0.000 | 9 | 20 | -11 | 1.8 | 4.0 | -2.2 | L-5 |