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Teams are ranked by the following methods in order, with the next method used only for tiebreakers for teams still tied from preceding methods.
| Rank | Team | GP | W | L | T | Pct | Pts-F | Pts-A | +/- | Avg Pts-F | Avg Pts-A | Avg +/- | W/L Streak | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 |  Firefighters | Games Played | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 | 1.000 | 15 | 2 | 13 | 5.0 | 0.7 | 4.3 | W-3 |
| 2 |  Texas Tailgaters | Games Played | 3 | 2 | 1 | 0 | 0.667 | 6 | 8 | -2 | 2.0 | 2.7 | -0.7 | L-1 |
| 3 |  Savannah Bananas | Games Played | 3 | 1 | 2 | 0 | 0.333 | 6 | 11 | -5 | 2.0 | 3.7 | -1.7 | W-1 |
| 4 |  Party Animals | Games Played | 3 | 0 | 3 | 0 | 0.000 | 4 | 10 | -6 | 1.3 | 3.3 | -2.0 | L-3 |