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Teams are ranked by the following methods in order, with the next method used only for tiebreakers for teams still tied from preceding methods.
| Rank | Team | GP | W | L | T | Pct | Pts-F | Pts-A | +/- | Avg Pts-F | Avg Pts-A | Avg +/- | W/L Streak | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 |  Golden State Warriors | Games Played | 9 | 8 | 1 | 0 | 0.889 | 125 | 88 | 37 | 13.9 | 9.8 | 4.1 | W-5 |
| 2 |  Phoenix Suns | Games Played | 9 | 6 | 2 | 1 | 0.722 | 139 | 78 | 61 | 15.4 | 8.7 | 6.8 | W-4 |
| 3 |  Minnesota Timberwolves | Games Played | 9 | 5 | 4 | 0 | 0.556 | 87 | 88 | -1 | 9.7 | 9.8 | -0.1 | W-1 |
| 4 |  New York Knicks | Games Played | 9 | 4 | 5 | 0 | 0.444 | 66 | 74 | -8 | 7.3 | 8.2 | -0.9 | L-1 |
| 5 |  Toronto Raptors | Games Played | 9 | 4 | 5 | 0 | 0.444 | 103 | 98 | 5 | 11.4 | 10.9 | 0.6 | L-1 |
| 6 |  Detroit Pistons | Games Played | 9 | 3 | 4 | 2 | 0.444 | 91 | 128 | -37 | 10.1 | 14.2 | -4.1 | L-2 |
| 7 |  Washington Wizards | Games Played | 9 | 3 | 5 | 1 | 0.389 | 100 | 102 | -2 | 11.1 | 11.3 | -0.2 | L-3 |
| 8 |  Boston Celtics | Games Played | 9 | 1 | 8 | 0 | 0.111 | 55 | 110 | -55 | 6.1 | 12.2 | -6.1 | W-1 |